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Anarchist

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #50 on: December 21, 2018, 12:03:26 AM »
What's really funny is that we've fought our way to the top of the food chain only to have a bunch of people telling us we need to become vegetarians.  I'm gonna have a steak and taters dinner tonight just to show my disagreement with them. 

 Grin

I'm cool with vegetarians and vegans promoting their way of eating. But I see a lot of posts by militant vegans. The kind who claim it's okay to murder a man who's going to slaughter a cow for food.

Scary.

But I'm going to console myself over breakfast with one of these (I'm 100% carnivore):




"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #51 on: December 21, 2018, 01:49:50 AM »
What's really funny is that we've fought our way to the top of the food chain only to have a bunch of people telling us we need to become vegetarians.  I'm gonna have a steak and taters dinner tonight just to show my disagreement with them. 

 Grin

I'm cool with vegetarians and vegans promoting their way of eating. But I see a lot of posts by militant vegans. The kind who claim it's okay to murder a man who's going to slaughter a cow for food.


Scary.

But I'm going to console myself over breakfast with one of these (I'm 100% carnivore):




There's just been publicity in the UK about vegans who harassed customers buying turkeys for Christmas, claiming the turkeys really wanted to live. My grandmother raised turkeys in the 1920s and said they were the stupidest birds in existence. When it rained, if they weren't brought under cover, they'd stand with their beaks open and drown. Does a bird like that really worry about its possible fate?
     


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Anarchist

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #52 on: December 21, 2018, 03:16:10 AM »
There's just been publicity in the UK about vegans who harassed customers buying turkeys for Christmas, claiming the turkeys really wanted to live. My grandmother raised turkeys in the 1920s and said they were the stupidest birds in existence. When it rained, if they weren't brought under cover, they'd stand with their beaks open and drown. Does a bird like that really worry about its possible fate?

I read about the recent hubbub in the UK. It's surreal.

On a lighter note...



"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC
 
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #53 on: December 22, 2018, 11:24:05 PM »
You will be genuinely happy when you free your mind and dance like a vagabond gypsy! Season's greetings, fellow travelers! :cheers :band: :lalala :banana: :dance:

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #54 on: December 26, 2018, 09:49:28 AM »
A soldier's homecoming.
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #55 on: December 31, 2018, 07:07:02 AM »
The Life of a Writer (we should start a new thread just with Snoopy)

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #56 on: December 31, 2018, 07:15:04 AM »
And one more.

I will not forget one line of this, not one day. I will always remember when the Doctor was me.
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Anarchist

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #57 on: December 31, 2018, 12:14:49 PM »


"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC
 

Mammasan

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #58 on: December 31, 2018, 12:33:14 PM »
Everyone's a critic.

 

Anarchist

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #59 on: December 31, 2018, 01:30:55 PM »
It's hard to see the dog treats that land right on your forehead.




"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #60 on: December 31, 2018, 02:31:10 PM »
A cliffhanger "ending!"

(Only kidding. She made it, just got a little dusty.)
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #61 on: December 31, 2018, 08:55:56 PM »

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #62 on: December 31, 2018, 08:58:56 PM »

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Mammasan

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #63 on: January 02, 2019, 12:52:35 AM »
!
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #64 on: January 05, 2019, 04:33:39 PM »
A puppy picture for Dan.
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #65 on: January 11, 2019, 06:40:46 AM »

"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #66 on: January 11, 2019, 07:09:23 AM »
 

Anarchist

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #67 on: January 28, 2019, 04:08:52 PM »


"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC
 

Captain Cranky

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #68 on: January 28, 2019, 04:44:03 PM »
:-)
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #69 on: January 30, 2019, 04:17:36 PM »
Police have discovered the culprit behind the current Polar Vortex.
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #70 on: February 06, 2019, 10:18:50 AM »
"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC
 
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Mammasan

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #71 on: February 07, 2019, 07:38:31 AM »
 :hehe
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #72 on: February 10, 2019, 04:01:40 AM »
"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC
 

Captain Cranky

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #73 on: February 10, 2019, 07:33:43 PM »


Hahahaha I'll never look at almond milk the same way again! I'm also finding myself wondering now where nut butter comes from  :icon_eek:



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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #74 on: February 11, 2019, 09:06:07 AM »
 :catrun
 

Captain Cranky

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #75 on: February 11, 2019, 11:18:24 AM »
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #76 on: February 13, 2019, 07:41:13 AM »
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #77 on: February 13, 2019, 11:09:32 AM »
I got a new bed for the dogs:

 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #78 on: February 13, 2019, 09:07:29 PM »
The publisher rejected my autobiography. That's the story of my life.
     
 
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #79 on: February 14, 2019, 03:13:25 AM »
The publisher rejected my autobiography.

Same here.  I self-publish.  :icon_think:
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #80 on: February 14, 2019, 03:36:32 AM »
The publisher rejected my autobiography. That's the story of my life.

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #81 on: February 14, 2019, 12:44:03 PM »
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #82 on: February 18, 2019, 08:30:00 AM »
Last night, Judy thought I was getting amorous in bed, groping her. I was looking for the remote.
     
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #83 on: February 19, 2019, 08:12:18 AM »


"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC
 
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #84 on: February 19, 2019, 12:35:08 PM »
Climate Sandwiches:

Morning - snow drops from the heavens.

Afternoon - snowdrops reach up from the earth.

Perhaps the gods fancied a human sandwich
or maybe I stumbled upon a Supernatural set.

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #85 on: February 19, 2019, 01:47:14 PM »
I've always had as an objective the ability to type as fast as I can think, which I believe would help me become a more prolific writer. I am here to announce that in my declining years, I have finally realized that goal. Only I still can't type very fast.
     
 
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #86 on: February 19, 2019, 04:29:22 PM »
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #87 on: February 19, 2019, 10:29:52 PM »
     :n2Str17: 
 

Anarchist

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #88 on: February 20, 2019, 03:22:00 AM »
Ain't nothing funny about this. But if you enjoy steak, you may still smile.




"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC
 

Post-Crisis D

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #89 on: February 22, 2019, 03:25:11 AM »
Are you an adult?

Are you unsexy?

Good news!  There's a wallet just for you!

https://www.amazon.com/Donalworld-Unsexy-adult-Orange-Leather-Wallet/dp/B00JYZ77UI/
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #90 on: February 22, 2019, 04:45:48 AM »
Are you an adult?

Are you unsexy?

Good news!  There's a wallet just for you!

https://www.amazon.com/Donalworld-Unsexy-adult-Orange-Leather-Wallet/dp/B00JYZ77UI/

I. Must. Not. Click. Buy. Button! (I'm breaking out in a cold sweat here. That wallet is so "Me." Unsexy-adult indeed!
I will not forget one line of this, not one day. I will always remember when the Doctor was me.
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #91 on: February 22, 2019, 07:23:59 AM »
That wallet is zipless and free of ulterior motives. How can it not be sexy?
 

Captain Cranky

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #92 on: February 22, 2019, 07:35:15 AM »
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #93 on: February 23, 2019, 12:45:14 AM »
Got this in an email entitle Adult Truths.

The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #94 on: February 26, 2019, 09:04:41 AM »


"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC
 
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #95 on: February 27, 2019, 11:45:55 AM »
 :catrun     
 
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #96 on: February 27, 2019, 10:28:20 PM »
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Mammasan

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« Reply #97 on: February 28, 2019, 02:39:00 PM »
 :Healing:
 

Anarchist

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #98 on: March 01, 2019, 07:58:56 AM »


"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #99 on: March 03, 2019, 06:28:32 AM »


"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Thomas Sowell

"The State is an institution run by gangs of murderers, plunderers and thieves, surrounded by willing executioners, propagandists, sycophants, crooks, liars, clowns, charlatans, dupes and useful idiots—an institution that dirties and taints everything it touches.” - Hans Hoppe

"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." - Adam Smith

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right.

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC