I can't take credit for douche flakes. Adam Corolla.
Ah, okay. I haven't watched anything he's done in a long time. I don't watch much tv anymore.
As for pet peeves, I suppose there are a number of wildlife things that fit the bill. Mosquitoes and kudzu, for example.
And squirrels. Horrible creatures. Oh, sure, they look all cute and fuzzy and playful... but then they start gnawing on your car, leaving you with hundreds of dollars of repairs to make. Or they start gnawing on your home.
Sometimes they get in the attic, and then they run around all night, keeping you awake. If you're really lucky, they'll bring bed bugs into the attic with them, and then those bed bugs will find their way to your bed. (This has happened to me.)
And let's not forget that squirrels are omnivores that will eat the eggs of your favorite songbirds.
The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel!