Doing better. Average is up to 591.3 words per day.
April 17th: 645 words
April 18th: 905 words
April 19th: 710 words (unless I write more later)
Also, I took a break from writing, stole a car and led the police on a high speed chase. The response was kind of disappointing as they only sent out three cars. I was able to evade them by driving through an unlit tunnel, locking the steering wheel in place with a branch I had picked up ahead of time, then climbing out the window and jumping into the bed of a truck coming the other way. The car didn't go far after that, but I managed to get out of the truck when it stopped near a field and disappeared into the woods where I hid out for an hour. It made the local news, but I'm not a suspect so all is good. Also, I wore gloves so no fingerprints. I later shredded them and flushed them down the toilet. Oh, and none of that actually happened; I was just checking to see if anyone was still reading this thread.