Apparently, I am getting a divorce.
I guess we've grown apart these past few years. I mean, he/she's never at home when I am. I don't even know if my spouse is a man or a woman or otherwise. We've never actually met. I only found out a few years ago that I was married when I searched myself online and various sites reported that I am now (as of then) married. So, my spouse and I spend a lot of time apart. Whoever he/she is most likely doesn't even have a key to the house. Probably a good thing. I don't know how well I can trust this spouse of mine.
So, I suppose it's no surprise we're getting a divorce now.
Shocking that it came in an eMail.
Subject line said: "You getting a divorce"
Sounds kind of final, like he/she doesn't even want to try to work things out.
On the other hand, according to the eMail, a new girl wants to meet me. And she's a "hottie." Probably also Russian given that the URL ends in .ru.
But what if I was looking for a new guy instead? Silly spammer probably didn't do any research. Just assumed they had a 50/50 chance, you know?
It's that kind of lack of attention to detail that bugs me about spammers, among many other things, mind you.
Anyway, bottom line is that I'm apparently single and available now. Not that anyone cares, of course. But, if there are kids I don't know about, I could probably use some help finding them, unless they are hiding under the desk. Nope. Not there. So, you know, if you're single and don't want to see kids that may or may not exist starve to death, don't be afraid to offer some help finding them. They could be anywhere.