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Writer's Haven => Quill and Feather Pub [Public] => Topic started by: Post-Doctorate D on September 26, 2018, 03:27:04 AM
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GOOD DAY, CAMPERS! IT'S OUR SECOND OFFICIAL TRIPLE-H DAY HERE ON THIS FORUM WHICH STILL HAS THAT FRESH NEW FORUM SMELL. USUALLY WE START THESE THINGS ON WEDNESDAY HERE IN THE STATES, EASTERN STANDARD TIME, THE ONLY TIME ZONE THAT MATTERS :icon_biggrin:, BUT AS PER FORUM RULES, WE'RE STARTING IT WHEN IT'S WEDNESDAY IN AUSTRALIA (AND NEW ZEALAND). (TECHNICALLY, IT'S WEDNESDAY IN NEW ZEALAND FIRST BUT AUSTRALIA HAS THE ALPHABETICAL ADVANTAGE.) AND IT ENDS WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES THURSDAY IN HAWAI'I. IT FEELS WEIRD BUT IT GIVES US A LONGER PERIOD TO CELEBRATE! BOO-FREAKIN'-YAH!
SO, SLAP THAT CAPS-LOCK KEY AND TELL US WHAT YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR ON THIS EXTENDED HUMP HUMP HOORAY DAY CELEBRATION THREAD!
FOR ONE, IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE BAND IS BACK TOGETHER! :band:
NEXT, SO WE HAVE A FERAL CAT AT THE OFFICE THAT IS INDOORS NOW EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T LIKE IT AS WELL BUT ALL BUT MAYBE ONE OF HIS OUTDOOR BUDDIES ARE ROADKILL SO HE'S BETTER OFF INSIDE. HE WENT TO THE VET YESTERDAY. THE BAD NEWS IS HE HAS A BAD TOOTH. MIGHT HAVE TO BE REMOVED (HOPE NOT) BUT THE VET IS TRYING ANTIBIOTICS FIRST TO SEE IF IT CLEARS THE INFECTION AND SAVES THE TOOTH. HE GOES BACK IN TWO WEEKS TO FIND OUT. IN THE MEANTIME, I MIGHT HAVE TO SELL LIKE, YOU KNOW, 10,000 BOOKS OR SOMETHING TO COVER THE FELINE TOOTH EXTRACTION. THAT'D BE LIKE A 10,000% INCREASE IN SALES. I'M NOT OPTIMISTIC.
HOWEVER, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT DESPITE BEING OUTDOORS AND DESPITE OBVIOUSLY HAVING GOTTEN INTO A FAIR NUMBER OF SCRAPES WITH OTHER CATS, HE DOES NOT HAVE FELV OR FIV. YAY FOR THAT! AND, EXCEPT FOR THE TOOTH, HE'S PERFECTLY HEALTHY BUT HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO GAIN ANY MORE WEIGHT.
SO WHAT MILESTONES OR HAPPY NEWS DO YOU HAVE TO SHARE THIS MID-WEEK?
ALSO, HERE'S THE OBLIGATORY BANANA RIDING A GREEN LLAMA: :banana-riding-llama-smiley-em
WOOHOO! RIDE 'EM, BANANA COWBOY!
NOW IF ONLY THE FORUM COULD SETTLE ON A LOGO. :icon_think:
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INDONT KNOW IF I FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING ALL CAPS, SINCE ITS NOT WEDNESDAY HERE...
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INDONT KNOW IF I FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING ALL CAPS, SINCE ITS NOT WEDNESDAY HERE...
I KNOW IT'S WEIRD BUT THEM'S THE RULES. STAND ON YOUR HEAD AND PRETEND YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA, MATE.
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OKAY, NOW WHAT?
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OKAY, NOW WHAT?
SORRY, CAN'T HEAR YOU. HEAD RUSH. WHOA.
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NO WORRIES, I’LL WAIT FOR YOU TO RECOVER.
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OK, LETS TRY THIS THING OUT!
THIS WEEK I AM GRATEFUL FOR MY DAY JOB. WELL, I'M ALWAYS GRATEFUL FOR IT. I WORK FROM HOME, SET MY OWN HOURS, AND MY BOSS IS USUALLY OK IF I HAVE TO CUT OUT PARTWAY THROUGH THE DAY AND COME BACK LATER, SO LONG AS I GET MY WORK DONE. IT GIVES ME GREAT FLEXIBILITY IN MY WRITING SCHEDULE.
THERE. HOW'D I DO?
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WHY AM I YELLING ON A TUESDAY??!!!
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WHY AM I YELLING ON A TUESDAY??!!!
BECAUSE IT'S WEDNESDAY IN AUSTRALIA!
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BECAUSE IT'S WEDNESDAY IN AUSTRALIA!
AH, CARRY ON!
BY THE WAY, YOU'VE ROLLED SNAKE EYES. YOU'VE LANDED ON BALTIC AVENUE. THAT'LL BE $600,000 (INFLATION). IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO BUY IT, IT'LL BE PUT UP FOR AUCTION.
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BECAUSE IT'S WEDNESDAY IN AUSTRALIA!
AH, CARRY ON!
BY THE WAY, YOU'VE ROLLED SNAKE EYES. YOU'VE LANDED ON BALTIC AVENUE. THAT'LL BE $600,000 (INFLATION). IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO BUY IT, IT'LL BE PUT UP FOR AUCTION.
ALL I'VE GOT IS A TWENTY, SO I'LL BRIBE A CITY COUNCIL MEMBER WITH $10 TO CONDEMN THE PROPERTY, THEN I'LL SNAP IT UP FOR $10 BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE WILL THINK IT'S FILLED WITH ASBESTOS AND TOO EXPENSIVE TO RENOVATE.
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I'LL BRIBE A CITY COUNCIL MEMBER
GO TO JAIL. GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS "GO", DO NOT COLLECT $200.00.
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SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!
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SINCE WE'RE PLAYING BY AUSSIE RULES, SHOULDN'T THOSE OF US IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE BE POSTING UPSIDE DOWN? :icon_think:
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SINCE WE'RE PLAYING BY AUSSIE RULES, SHOULDN'T THOSE OF US IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE BE POSTING UPSIDE DOWN? :icon_think:
I DON'T KNOW. I JUST DON'T KNOW. STARTING THIS ON AUSTRALIAN TIME IS REALLY MESSING UP MY SENSE OF WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK TODAY IS. THIS MAY BE WORSE THAN JET LAG. AT LEAST WITH JET LAG, YOU'VE BEEN SOMEWHERE ELSE. I'M JUST SITTING HERE THINKING, YAY! FRIDAY IS TWO DAYS AWAY. OH, WAIT. :n2Str17:
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SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!
DON'T WORRY, I'VE JUST SOLD YOU A "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" CARD FOR $5,000,000.00. :mhk9U91:
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SINCE WE'RE PLAYING BY AUSSIE RULES, SHOULDN'T THOSE OF US IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE BE POSTING UPSIDE DOWN? :icon_think:
MƎ ƆO∩˥p MɹI┴Ǝ ∩Ԁ SIpƎ pOMN' q∩┴ ┴HƎN SOWƎONƎ WIפH┴ SƎƎ ∩S˙
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SINCE WE'RE PLAYING BY AUSSIE RULES, SHOULDN'T THOSE OF US IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE BE POSTING UPSIDE DOWN? :icon_think:
MƎ ƆO∩˥p MɹI┴Ǝ ∩Ԁ SIpƎ pOMN' q∩┴ ┴HƎN SOWƎONƎ WIפH┴ SƎƎ ∩S˙
I NEED SOMEONE FROM DOWN UNDER TO TRANSLATE THIS. :sad:
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SINCE WE'RE PLAYING BY AUSSIE RULES, SHOULDN'T THOSE OF US IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE BE POSTING UPSIDE DOWN? :icon_think:
MƎ ƆO∩˥p MɹI┴Ǝ ∩Ԁ SIpƎ pOMN' q∩┴ ┴HƎN SOWƎONƎ WIפH┴ SƎƎ ∩S˙
I NEED SOMEONE FROM DOWN UNDER TO TRANSLATE THIS. :sad:
"WE COULD WRITE UPSIDE DOWN, BUT THEN SOMEONE MIGHT SEE US."
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SO WHEN WE TYPE NORMALLY, THE AUSSIES CAN'T SEE IT.
WHICH MEANS WE BASICALLY HAVE OUR OWN SECRET CODE.
I LIKE THAT. CAN WE HAVE CODE NAMES?
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SINCE WE'RE PLAYING BY AUSSIE RULES, SHOULDN'T THOSE OF US IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE BE POSTING UPSIDE DOWN? :icon_think:
MƎ ƆO∩˥p MɹI┴Ǝ ∩Ԁ SIpƎ pOMN' q∩┴ ┴HƎN SOWƎONƎ WIפH┴ SƎƎ ∩S˙
I NEED SOMEONE FROM DOWN UNDER TO TRANSLATE THIS. :sad:
JUST HOLD YOUR LAPTOP UP TO A MIRROR:
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CAN WE HAVE CODE NAMES?
I ALREADY KNOW YOUR CODE NAME AND IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU! grint
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CAN WE HAVE CODE NAMES?
I ALREADY KNOW YOUR CODE NAME AND IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU! grint
CURSES! FOILED AGAIN! YOU KIDS AND YOUR DOG... :angry:
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CAN WE HAVE CODE NAMES?
I ALREADY KNOW YOUR CODE NAME AND IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU! grint
CURSES! FOILED AGAIN! YOU KIDS AND YOUR DOG... :angry:
IF IT WASN'T FOR THE DOG, YOU PROBABLY WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO!
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CAN WE HAVE CODE NAMES?
I ALREADY KNOW YOUR CODE NAME AND IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU! grint
HIS CODE NAME IS 'CURTAINS FOR YOU?' I'M CONFUSED.
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HIS CODE NAME IS 'CURTAINS FOR YOU?' I'M CONFUSED.
I'M NOT GOING TO REVEAL HIS FULL CODE NAME UNLESS HE CHOOSES TO DO SO. I JUST GAVE HIM ENOUGH INFO SO HE KNOWS THAT I KNOW. AT LEAST I THINK HE KNOWS THAT I KNOW. IT COULD BE THAT HE HAS NO IDEA THAT I KNOW BUT HE'S PRETTY SMART SO I'M THINKING HE KNOWS I KNOW.
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YOU KNOW THE FEELING THAT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET IS WRONG AND I MUST CORRECT THEM? I AM FRUSTRATED BUT HAPPY THAT I HAVE SO FAR RESISTED THE URGE TO JUMP INTO A CERTAIN THREAD AND SMACK SOME PEOPLE UPSIDE THE HEAD. VIRTUALLY OF COURSE.
I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE. I WILL PLAY NICE.
:HB
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HIS CODE NAME IS 'CURTAINS FOR YOU?' I'M CONFUSED.
I'M NOT GOING TO REVEAL HIS FULL CODE NAME UNLESS HE CHOOSES TO DO SO. I JUST GAVE HIM ENOUGH INFO SO HE KNOWS THAT I KNOW. AT LEAST I THINK HE KNOWS THAT I KNOW. IT COULD BE THAT HE HAS NO IDEA THAT I KNOW BUT HE'S PRETTY SMART SO I'M THINKING HE KNOWS I KNOW.
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:Tup3a:
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Are you sure that's a fresh new forum smell and not :banana-riding-llama-smiley-em ? Someone might have forgotten to take the monster out!
HAPPY Hump day!!!!!!! :banana:
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Are you sure that's a fresh new forum smell and not :banana-riding-llama-smiley-em ? Someone might have forgotten to take the monster out!
HAPPY Hump day!!!!!!! :banana:
OMG. NOT PRESSING THE CAPS LOCK MAKES THE BANANAS SAD AND THE LLAMAS ANGRY!!!
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ANGRY LLAMAS WILL DO? SEE CARL THE LLAMA. THAT'S IN ANOTHER THREAD WITH A VIDEO LINK. YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO MAKE A LLAMA ANGRY AGAIN.
CAPS LOCKS ON!!!
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Are you sure that's a fresh new forum smell and not :banana-riding-llama-smiley-em ? Someone might have forgotten to take the monster out!
HAPPY Hump day!!!!!!! :banana:
OMG. NOT PRESSING THE CAPS LOCK MAKES THE BANANAS SAD AND THE LLAMAS ANGRY!!!
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ANGRY LLAMAS WILL DO? SEE CARL THE LLAMA. THAT'S IN ANOTHER THREAD WITH A VIDEO LINK. YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO MAKE A LLAMA ANGRY AGAIN.
CAPS LOCKS ON!!!
What can I say HUMP days make me rebellious! :angel:
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Are you sure that's a fresh new forum smell and not :banana-riding-llama-smiley-em ? Someone might have forgotten to take the monster out!
HAPPY Hump day!!!!!!! :banana:
OMG. NOT PRESSING THE CAPS LOCK MAKES THE BANANAS SAD AND THE LLAMAS ANGRY!!!
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ANGRY LLAMAS WILL DO? SEE CARL THE LLAMA. THAT'S IN ANOTHER THREAD WITH A VIDEO LINK. YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO MAKE A LLAMA ANGRY AGAIN.
CAPS LOCKS ON!!!
What can I say HUMP days make me rebellious! :angel:
HOLY COW. YOU DID IT AGAIN. WHERE'S MY STRESS RELIEF BALL? SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!
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Are you sure that's a fresh new forum smell and not :banana-riding-llama-smiley-em ? Someone might have forgotten to take the monster out!
HAPPY Hump day!!!!!!! :banana:
OMG. NOT PRESSING THE CAPS LOCK MAKES THE BANANAS SAD AND THE LLAMAS ANGRY!!!
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ANGRY LLAMAS WILL DO? SEE CARL THE LLAMA. THAT'S IN ANOTHER THREAD WITH A VIDEO LINK. YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO MAKE A LLAMA ANGRY AGAIN.
CAPS LOCKS ON!!!
What can I say HUMP days make me rebellious! :angel:
HOLY COW. YOU DID IT AGAIN. WHERE'S MY STRESS RELIEF BALL? SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!
Serenity is kinda VIOLENT, but if you use violence as a stress relief to each his own. I prefer something more enjoyable.
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YAY! NOW IT IS REALLY WEDNESDAY AND THIS FEELS RIGHT NOW.
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I'M YELLING AT YOU ON THE CORRECT DAY!!! HOORAY FOR NON-MISPLACED ANGER! :banana-riding-llama-smiley-em
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IN YOUR HONOR, WHEN I REMOVED CONTENT FROM YOUR CAPS LOCK THREADS ON KB, I PUT MY "CONTENT REMOVED" OVERWRITE IN ALL CAPS.
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IN YOUR HONOR, WHEN I REMOVED CONTENT FROM YOUR CAPS LOCK THREADS ON KB, I PUT MY "CONTENT REMOVED" OVERWRITE IN ALL CAPS.
:Tup3a:
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I HAVE SNUGGLY ANIMALS. THEY WERE EXTRA SNUGGLY TODAY.
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HUMP HUMP HOORAY :band:
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IN YOUR HONOR, WHEN I REMOVED CONTENT FROM YOUR CAPS LOCK THREADS ON KB, I PUT MY "CONTENT REMOVED" OVERWRITE IN ALL CAPS.
THAT WAS PRETTY COOL OF YOU. :icon_smile:
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I REALLY FEEL LIKE SOMETHING AKIN TO JET LEG HAS AFFECTED THIS THREAD TODAY.
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I REALLY FEEL LIKE SOMETHING AKIN TO JET LEG HAS AFFECTED THIS THREAD TODAY.
IT'S THE DARK MAGIC OF TIME ZONES, BRO.
DARK.
MAGIC.
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MAGIC.
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