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Vijaya

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #150 on: June 12, 2019, 01:03:33 AM »
Aw, sweet. Glad to see I'm not dead yet :)

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« Reply #151 on: June 18, 2019, 07:35:34 AM »
 :hehe
 
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« Reply #152 on: June 28, 2019, 04:55:49 AM »


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« Reply #153 on: July 08, 2019, 02:25:49 PM »
Eagle who decided to rear its baby hawk dinner instead of eat it.

 

Captain Cranky

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« Reply #154 on: July 08, 2019, 05:43:10 PM »
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Just keep your head down and keep on swinging.
 

notthatamanda

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« Reply #155 on: July 12, 2019, 11:24:40 PM »
Starting curtains today.  Scissors better be sharp.
 

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« Reply #156 on: July 25, 2019, 02:11:01 PM »
The Presidential Seal displayed behind the President yesterday at a conservative summit had the two-headed bird of the Russian State Seal instead of the American eagle, and, was clutching golf clubs instead of arrows.
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #157 on: July 25, 2019, 02:29:56 PM »
"If taxation without consent is not robbery, then any band of robbers have only to declare themselves a government, and all their robberies are legalized." - Lysander Spooner

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC
 
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« Reply #158 on: July 29, 2019, 03:16:14 AM »



There are better ways to abbreviate "assorted" (asstd.).

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« Reply #159 on: July 29, 2019, 09:39:54 AM »
There are better ways to abbreviate "assorted" (asstd.).

As well as space on the sign for those better ways.
     
 

Captain Cranky

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #160 on: July 29, 2019, 02:52:22 PM »



There are better ways to abbreviate "assorted" (asstd.).

It certainly creates a strong visual for the term sh*@#ing bricks doesn't it?  :icon_rofl:
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Jeff Tanyard

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« Reply #161 on: July 29, 2019, 05:31:00 PM »
It certainly creates a strong visual for the term sh*@#ing bricks doesn't it?  :icon_rofl:


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« Reply #162 on: August 01, 2019, 02:09:32 AM »


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« Reply #163 on: August 01, 2019, 02:39:16 PM »
I will not forget one line of this, not one day. I will always remember when the Doctor was me.

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« Reply #164 on: August 02, 2019, 04:03:57 AM »
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #165 on: August 02, 2019, 10:07:12 PM »
When plants become your pets!


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Eclectic Dan

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #166 on: August 03, 2019, 01:15:53 AM »
When plants become your pets!

You know, I think I want to make something like that for books.  It will go on the cover and display a sad face when you're not reading it.  Also, it will be one more thing you'll need to change batteries in, as if you don't have enough of those already.  Or, it will be rechargeable, which means another thing to recharge, as if you don't have enough of those already.  Plus, in that latter case, it will probably be a lithium-ion battery which is one more thing that can explode and catch fire and, being that it's on a book cover which is a paper product, that fire is going to have some good fuel to get going.  But, no need to worry because embedded inside the back cover of the book will be a stone slab with a sad face emoticon engraved on it.  So, when the fire inspector goes through the scorched ashes of your home, he (or she) will crouch down over this stone slab, dust off the ashes from the book, spot the sad face emoticon and nod knowingly.  So, even at the end, the book will display the appropriate emoji and that's, like totally, the most important thing EVAH in this day and age.
     
 

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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #167 on: August 03, 2019, 02:24:33 AM »



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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #168 on: August 04, 2019, 12:38:36 AM »
When plants become your pets!

You know, I think I want to make something like that for books.  It will go on the cover and display a sad face when you're not reading it.  Also, it will be one more thing you'll need to change batteries in, as if you don't have enough of those already.  Or, it will be rechargeable, which means another thing to recharge, as if you don't have enough of those already.  Plus, in that latter case, it will probably be a lithium-ion battery which is one more thing that can explode and catch fire and, being that it's on a book cover which is a paper product, that fire is going to have some good fuel to get going.  But, no need to worry because embedded inside the back cover of the book will be a stone slab with a sad face emoticon engraved on it.  So, when the fire inspector goes through the scorched ashes of your home, he (or she) will crouch down over this stone slab, dust off the ashes from the book, spot the sad face emoticon and nod knowingly.  So, even at the end, the book will display the appropriate emoji and that's, like totally, the most important thing EVAH in this day and age.
We can have 'Smartcover' option for books in addition to Hardcover, Paperback, and Kindle editions. Possibly, the cover image for the book can exhibit simple gif animations. :cheers
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Jeff Tanyard

Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #169 on: August 04, 2019, 05:39:30 AM »
When plants become your pets!

You know, I think I want to make something like that for books.  It will go on the cover and display a sad face when you're not reading it.  Also, it will be one more thing you'll need to change batteries in, as if you don't have enough of those already.  Or, it will be rechargeable, which means another thing to recharge, as if you don't have enough of those already.  Plus, in that latter case, it will probably be a lithium-ion battery which is one more thing that can explode and catch fire and, being that it's on a book cover which is a paper product, that fire is going to have some good fuel to get going.  But, no need to worry because embedded inside the back cover of the book will be a stone slab with a sad face emoticon engraved on it.  So, when the fire inspector goes through the scorched ashes of your home, he (or she) will crouch down over this stone slab, dust off the ashes from the book, spot the sad face emoticon and nod knowingly.  So, even at the end, the book will display the appropriate emoji and that's, like totally, the most important thing EVAH in this day and age.


Instead of stone, make it out of bronze.  That'll give the archaeologists of the future something to think about.   :icon_mrgreen:
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #170 on: August 15, 2019, 12:16:29 AM »
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #171 on: August 16, 2019, 01:40:03 AM »


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« Reply #172 on: August 20, 2019, 01:28:24 AM »


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« Reply #173 on: August 20, 2019, 06:40:44 AM »



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« Reply #174 on: August 20, 2019, 01:09:10 PM »
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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #175 on: August 20, 2019, 08:08:06 PM »
World Laziness Day!

I'm not sure why, but this brought to mind the words of wisdom from Lawrence in Office Space:

Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do sh*t.
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« Reply #176 on: August 21, 2019, 05:44:15 AM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/cswowm/who_needs_a_gym_membership_when_you_can/

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« Reply #177 on: August 23, 2019, 02:26:24 AM »
Joke:

Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?

Well, technically it's only a murder if there's probable caws.





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« Reply #178 on: August 25, 2019, 01:51:03 AM »
Joke:

I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.

She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".




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Re: Make Your Fellow Board Members Smile Thread
« Reply #179 on: August 26, 2019, 02:39:04 AM »
Star Wars Cats!

 

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« Reply #180 on: August 27, 2019, 09:06:32 AM »
Joke:

My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

Itís an extremely rare dish order.





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« Reply #181 on: September 02, 2019, 04:12:33 PM »
Germany apologizes to Poland:



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« Reply #182 on: September 10, 2019, 09:36:30 AM »


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« Reply #183 on: September 10, 2019, 09:45:37 AM »
 
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« Reply #184 on: September 10, 2019, 03:14:56 PM »
 :icon_rofl: Funny final scene from Demolition Man!  :icon_rofl:



 
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« Reply #185 on: September 10, 2019, 03:31:08 PM »
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« Reply #186 on: September 11, 2019, 03:04:14 AM »
C'mon, dude. Less anger, more situational awareness.




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« Reply #187 on: September 12, 2019, 07:04:21 PM »
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« Reply #188 on: Today at 02:18:48 AM »

"If taxation without consent is not robbery, then any band of robbers have only to declare themselves a government, and all their robberies are legalized." - Lysander Spooner

I keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. - AC/DC