Favorite quotes

[okey dokey]

What are your favorite quotes about writing / publishing?
Here's one of mine:

"I price my ebooks at $1.73 just to screw with people."

[okey dokey]

My most quotable friend always said this:

"Always tell the truth. Unless it's too dull."

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This small town newspaper motto grabbed my attention.

"We tell the truth. Only not so much of it."

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This is the slogan for another small town paper:

"Tell the truth and run like hell."

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The first one sounds like The Times.
And that 2nd one takes the cake.

[Gerri Attrick]

From the peerless Dorothy Parker:

I hate writing, I love having written.

[Maggie Ann]

I don't remember who it was but when asked why she wrote she replied.

I have six kids. The only way I can get anyone to listen to me is to write them.

[spin52]

I don't know who said this, but I've always liked it: 'A writer is like a vending machine. You put money in; words come out."