And weird things in the yard, many gross and weird things in the yard. (Great horned owl leaves pellets and the bald eagle drops partially eaten fish).
The birds of WISDOM and PATRIOTISM have GIFTED you with their GOO.

Okay, true story time: Back in the olden days, by which I mean way back in the early 1990's, I had to type school papers on a typewriter. Once, I was getting set to get started, and I thought I had everything ready. Paper, notes, comfy chair, etc. I even had a nice tall glass of orange juice with me so I could sip while I worked and keep my energy up.
Unfortunately, I forgot about that whole "carriage return" thing. As soon as I got to the end of the first line, the carriage shot off to one side and smacked my orange juice like Babe Ruth on a hanging slider. Juice went everywhere. My work was, alas, delayed. :cry: